Category: Let's talk
Mine is biting my nails I do that and I also braid my hair for no reason
Of course I do. Some times when I'm alone, I like to stand on the ceiling and just walk back and forth. But the strangest habit I have is standing facing the front door of my house and putting my nose against it. I like standing like this for hours and hours while the tears flow down my cheeks.
Head swinging, rocking, ya know the blindisms out there and biting my nails.
Troy
when i'm alone, i love to turn off the artificial gravity generator and just float around my house naked, with the windows wide opened of course.
When I'm alone, I invite all my imaginary friends to come out of the woodwork (almost said closet but that would throw this post off topic) and play.
Bob
Yeah that no gravity thing is great. Plus standing in front of the closed window, naked is fun too. And talking to one's self makes a great game, especially if your pissed at yourself.
I tried banging my head off the wall too, but found out after I woke up a few hours later on the floor, that my head hurt too much.
I love standing on my head and singing Give Peace a Chance at the top of my lungs. Oh, and hanging from the chandaleer naked is fun too.
Becky, from talking to you, your second thing there I could see you doing, LOL.
Anyone stand on their head and shit quarters out your ass?
When I'm alone, and I'm sure no one can see me, I ... I ... wow this is too awful! ... I go on the Zone!
Ah Mel is that all you do? LOL
Necromancy it's dangerous though breaking up the fights...and so on
Hmmm. When alone, being naked is good, no matter what you're doing. Grin. But seriously, I talk to myself if I'm trying to get a list of things accomplished, or sometimes, talk to inanimate objects, like my computer. When all else fails, yell at it.
I talk to the computer, I have to admit. If JAWS says something I didn't hear, I say, what? Nothing else too weird other than that. Nothing wrong with a little solitary nudity though. LOL
okay, it's time for a deeply personal disclosure: You see, fellow zoners, I have an addiction; a raging need that beckons me every waking second of every day. I've sought help ceaselessly for years, and have been met with aught but cruel, laughing words and pointing fingers. My addiction, dear zoners, is breathing, and every waking moment that finds me alone, I try to stop, but something always returns me to the never-ending hunt for suitable oxygen. I can say with all honesty: When I do finally kick this bastardly habit, I'll never be a slave to it again.
Right! Off to save the world, one load at a time!
Imaginary friends are great mines name is Molly Sue Jaqulynn Bobby Billy Joe and yes that's one person JK LOL
Jim, what was the name of that guy they were talking about the other night in public QN's, remember? The one who supposedly likes dressing in women's underwear when he's alone? What was his name, he's a fellow zoner here. I know it's none of the males who have posted here so far. Damn, I remember when I heard that, I was deeply disturbed. I think the subject came up because someone had posted it on the gossip board, revealing the guy's name and everything, but it was removed before anyone could read it. I can't remember his name.
Was it Bob? LOL just kidding Bob.
God will get you Becky. You've had it.
jmbauer, it's time you faced your addiction. Get off the air, it's killing you. If you had any guts, you'd quit, no matter how bad the addiction.
Bob
Bob,
In this case, I believe guts are what's stopping me from quitting! Guts, brain, heart, liver, blood, etc...
Come on Jim, that's not the spirit.
Now stand before us, your fellow zoners, and repeat after me:
"Hi, I'm Jim, and I am an air head."
Bob
Awwww Jmbauer, I'm so sorry about your addiction! I, well, am here for you as you go through with trying to stop...so you only do it when you're alone? Hmm thats so weird.
oh, blasting my tv up to a high volume. and, throwing myself on the bed. and sometimes howling and talking to one of my tedybears one of my friends give me. also, i bang my remote on the desk for no apparent reason.
sometimes i do it so hard, that the bateries pop out and i scream because i can't find them.
Is hanging upside down and naked from a ceiling fan singing Yankee Doodle Dandy weird? If not, then no, I don't do anything weird when I'm alone.
Depends, do you turn the ceiling fan on before you hang from it?
Definitely. And a friend amped it up for me so it goes really, really fast. LOL
Well,
I'm not off the air, but I've come to report a newer and more startling addiction:
The dance of Becky's luscious buckeyes as she hangs and spins from that ceiling fan!
when I am alone I talk to myself. it helps me.
Jim, you crack me up.
Now get away from my buckeyes.
Jim, because of your last post they're probably going to move this to the broadcasting board. See what your addictions caused!
Bob
I talk to my computer and other things, and rock, that is about it
Bob,
Your posts waste air...air that addicts like me could be stashing!
Becky, I'll get away from your buckeyes now if you bring them to me later.
Jim, you air head, stay away from Becky's bug eyes.
Bob
*laughs at Bob's, Becky's and Jim's comments* Y'all guys are crazy.
Anyways, my weird habbits when I'm alone, are talking to myself, like talking out how I feel and what I'm thinking at the moment, or fantasizing in my head about something that just happened with me (mainly if it was an unpleasant one for me) and what I could/might've said, as I rarely can think of how to respond until after the event has passed. I also have a habbit of walking around the room a lot and sometimes touching things like furniture or the things on it, for no reason. Also, I go back to places to check things, only at home though. It's mainly the lights and doors, especially the bathrooms, and once in awhile, the power strip for my computer to make sure it's off. This is only after I was just at that place though, and I think it's more of just a habbit as I know that I forget whether I've turned off the light/left the door open/turned off the power strip. I consider it weird though because I'm the only one that does that, and if my family saw me do that, it'd probably look weird to them too.
Aw Bob, take a breath!
Hey at least Becky isn't hanging from the blaid of the fan, ooo wait, she might like that, a spinning becky!
I've always suspected she's a dizzy blonde, now I know why.
Bob
it's all that obsessing over you not picking up the stupid pho...
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That and the cat hating thing...
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Ya know, sometimes when I'm alone, I practice picking up the phone correctly, and I try to picture my best friends with cat's faces. *sighs*. Such a mentally taxing board...
Sometimes when I'm alone I play with my...
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No, you creeps, not the click thing again.
Pick up ... click.
Bob
Well hell Becky, every time I am alone I play with my .....
Maybe we should get together and play with each other's ...
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Quit the goddam clicks. They drive me crazy.
Click.
click click click... lol, wow, i hate those freeking blindism things, spinning in circles, pointless
rocking, gay
eye poking, ugly looking
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